Things Kids Say: January 2014

while talking her down before a fit
Mom! I'm just trying to get my head together. 
~Bug

Can I eat my crummy crackers?
about a Nature Valley Granola Bar 

I see my girl hair. It's on my arm

~Bug

You can't marry your brother, or your sister. Or someone you just met.
~Bug

"We can see better in the dark because we have blue eyes"
~Bear

When asked to get dressed 

"My brains says don't do it, it's a trick!"

~Bug

Can you try to be a little more quiet please?

"I'm a kid. I can't do that"

~Bug

"(Moose) is so enchanted by his (favorite toy)."
~Bug

Things Kids Say: August 2013

Don't hurt yourself.

"I didn't. I just need to squish it a little."
~Bug

To Mama:
"It's time to be quiet. I'm serious."

~Bug

"Where are we going." 

Home

"Good. I need more sleep."

~Bug

"How do you play paper cut scissors?"

~Bug

"What is that?"

A wind sock

"Does it tickle you?"

~Bug

After putting jewelry on me:

"What is on it?"

Dimonds

Looks closely at the stones

"Nope. They're circles!!!"

~Bug

grabbing mamaw's breasts
"These are your buttons. They don't have stuff in them. Mommy drank it all."
~Bug

"Will you buy this for me?"
Do you have money for it?
"I don't have enough money." 
~Bug

While waiting in line for a ride.
"Did you hear what they said? There's no eating or drinking or stuff."
~Bug

I need my Pool Suit!
~Bug

Sitting behind her little brother:
"I'll catch him if he goes backwards because I'm squishy."
~Bug

"I don't like the game where you eat your boogers." 
~Gator to Bug

"Can I give him his dirty bear? The one he gets on his face?"
~Bug talking about a fuzzy bear that 'sheds' when played with

Things Kids Say: June 2013

Our "Swish (swedish) fish taste like my gummy bears!"
~Bug

Are you Chinese? 

"No I'm a bug."
~Bug

To her brothers:

"Let me be. I'm busy."

~Bug

*Gator to Bug*
Wanna play catch? (he then grabs the ball from her)
"That not catch, that's playing steal."
~Bug

I think I want to cut my mohawk off tonight. It's hard to wash. 
~Gator

"Mommy, Daddy, I'm in PAIN!!!!"
~Bug (after being told it was bed time)

Can you grab Moose's blanket for me please? That's his towel not his blanket.

"Well today it can be his blanket. A towel will work as like a blanket too"

~Bug

"I don't eat poop. Ewwww."

~Bug

"Do you know what it tastes like, Mom? Yummy!"
~Bug

Things Kids Say: April 2013

"That is baby scalp, isn't it!?!"
~Cliff

"Easter rabbit!"
~Bug

When staying behind the 'Easter Rabbit' because she thought he was scary
"There's a person in there!!! I can see their neck!"
~Bug

"I have a surprise for you"
what is it
"I can't tell you"
~Bug

The smoke alarms are for when my dad makes chicken
~Bug

I saw a(n) (*Bug*) path!
~Bug

(Driving by barns)
"We're in a barn city"
~Bug

"I need my nuts to stay up". (Bridge of sunglasses)
~Bug