Things Kids Say: October 2013

"Princesses try to look princess-y"
~Bug

*While looking at Disneyland pictures*
"Rapunzel when she smiles, kind of looks like (Gator and Bear's Mom)"
~Bug

"When I'm a mommy I'm not going to be mean. I'm just going to say you cant have that. I'm not going to be grumpy at all."
~Bug

how's dinner?
"It doesn't taste as good as I thought it was going to taste."
~Bug

"I like the texture but it doesn't taste very good. "

~Bug

"This is my hiking dress"
Bug

"I like his hair, it's kind of fuzzy and then bald on top"
~Bug

"What do I smell? It's like popcorn and poop mixed together."

"My sneeze is stuck."
 Why is it stuck.
"Because its hiding."

~Bug

"My nose hurts. My boogers are hard"
~Bug 

Ears

I realized something today: babies should be required to wear animal ear outfits. You just can't take them seriously. It makes baby fussiness so much easier to deal with. Instead of thinking 'aw man, I don't know what's wrong' it turns into: "awwww, he's so cute even when he cries! Let me hug you and kiss you again!". You don't believe me? Check this picture out. No way that is going to stress you out!

Things Kids Say: September 2013

"I was marshmallowing a s'more at Mamaws. I marshmallowed it over the fire"
~Bug

*talking about the sun*
"It's made of gas and..... burning stuff "

Bear

*While talking about her rocks name*

"I can't really say it I don't understand her name."

So why don't you give her a nickname you?

"Yes! How about Bugger. Like bugging people. Yes, her nickname is Bugger!"

~Bug

*said to Moose*

"You're a troll monster."

Not right now he's being good. 

"I know. He hasn't trolled yet."
~Bug

"What if our whole family lived in a tree in space. In an apple tree. Wouldn't it be funny?"
~Bug

"No body farted. I was just drinking. It was drink farting"
~Bug

*to Grandma about wearing make-up*
"You can recognize me by my shoes"
~Bug

Andy's Coming

It's the little things that make me smile.
Little things like walking downstairs to discover Moose's Woody doll, that I know I left on the ground, put neatly into a car seat by a sibling.
I don't even know which sibling did it and I don't care.
Right now, I'm just going to smile about how awesome my children are.