Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Things Kids Say: July 2013

"How did you know?"
Because mommy is smart 
"No you're not. Daddy is the smartest"
~Bug

"I need a booktionary." 
~Bug

"Dad! You made me pee on you!"
~Bug After getting tickled

"Daddy, I didn't hear you the first 3 times"
Then how did you know I called you 3 times?
"Because I heard you 3 times.
~Bug

"Do ducks fly?"
Yes.
"Like, high?"
~Gator

Do you want a donut for breakfast?
"That's not a very healthy choice!"
~Bug

"The turtle is to block the sun from her lady bits"
~Bug

after her 'flippy' fell off
"My Flop!!!"
~Bug

"Mommy, I fell. The house moved." 
~Bug

After getting a hand to climb up something and then needing help again 
"I need another hand job"

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