Do you want a sip of my rootbeer?
"NO! I don't drink!!!"~Bug
Medical insurance is for medicine.
They help save your life.
If you get in a bad accident and go to the hospital life insurance pays your taxes.
~Gator
I have a present for you
"Am I your present?"
~Bug
Trying to get the baby to sleep in his swing
What if you cover him up like a bird? How about then?
~Cliff
Pointing to a fancy red *ahem* mid-life-crisis sports cars
"I really want one of THOSE cars!!!"
~Bug
"I'm not gonna cry anymore. Just for a second I have one more tear to come out."
~Bug
(Pointing to her little brother)
"MY baby is cuter than that one."
~Bug
How did you sleep?
"Terrible! My kids woke me up. They live in my bed."
~Bug
"I have to go to the hair doctor."
~Bug
(Seeing a man walking through the park without a shirt on)
"Look at that boy. He's naked!"
~Bug
"For my birthday I want a wake board and a boat that I can put in the water and will come back to me. And a town. A little one. For my little princesses. And a race car."
~Bug
After grabbing my oversized purse and bringing it downstairs
"I got this big-out-of-the bag"
Said in a way similar to big-ass bag.
~Bug
The morning after she got sent to bed
"Something bad happened: I stopped loving you last night. I'm so sorry."
~Bug
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