Thursday, February 28, 2013

Things Kids Say: February 2013

"I have a heartburn. I need a tum."
~Bug

"I love my baby brother! He's so nice."
I'm glad you love him and think he's nice when you haven't even met him yet.
"Yes, I have! *points to my belly* He's right there!"
~Bug

"I just want to sit here and pout."
~Bug

"Happy Balentines Day!"
~Bug

"Stop making that noise"
~Bug

While shopping in Costco and wearing a princess crown another customer complimented Bug:
What a beautiful princess!
"I'm not real"
~Bug

Mommy has to use the potty real quick
"You can go in the bushes"
~Bug

"I drew your picture with your fat belly!"
~Bug

"I just got dumber talking to you"
~Cliff

"Not all tubes are hollow!"
~Gator

After trying to squeeze into a shirt she outgrew and explaining why it no longer fit
"I don't want to grow up!"
~Bug

In the morning after hearing someone mowing their lawn outside
"I hear a more-on!" (sounds like moron)
~Bug

"I have my feelings breaked! You breaked my feelings!"
~Bug